it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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