Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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