Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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