these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
my shit smells like andre
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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