the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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