Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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