Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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