butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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