I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
