if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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