you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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