Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
