your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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