Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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