..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
