Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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