there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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