i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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