I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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