Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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