I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Drunk is not a location!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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