Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Randomize
