love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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