Dual....:-)
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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