so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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