Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
