More tranny stories later!
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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