It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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