Where did you get a picture of my penis
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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