Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
