THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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