I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Randomize
