..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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