I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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