Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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