You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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