dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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