So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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