so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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