I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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