But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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