I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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