My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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