I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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