12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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