Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Just puked most of my soul out..
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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