I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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