nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I believe in your delicious
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
