I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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