I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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